*looks at clock
lextenou asked: Legend of Korra ships: unfortunately not true, but my buddy shinjishazaki didn't realize the search had been done with too many filters until the following day - the post had already gone viral. The reblogs are brutal.
Ah, shoot. Thanks for letting me know!
"stef why do you keep googly eyes in your pencil case"
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers